what do you say to the haters ?
reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
this is what peach’s final smash needs to be
if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away
GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK
I had several fever dreams in the night. Do you know what I saw?
A man with two faces came to my window and said I would know four deceptions in my life. One of the sun, the moon, the stars and the sky. Puzzled, I pressed the enigmatic presence for answers, but he faded away, like dust in the wind. I called upon Mother Stevie, who told me it is best to not seek to solve the mystery but to become one with the unknown. Embrace it. Wear it as clothing and it cannot harm you, Sister. I am healed.
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